They May Not Be Ruby Slippers, But They'll Do...

Check out the new scuffs those crazy kids bought me.They look pretty darn good, huh? I tried clicking my heels together, thinking I'd end up at a Nascar event or something, but no such luck. It's probably good that the slippers didn't transport me anywhere. I wasn't dressed for traveling...

 Actually, I wasn't wearing anything at all. No shirt. No pants. Not even a diaper. Just the scuffs.
I'm all about freedom, you know :)