Sit, Rabbit, Sit.

Meet my new friend, Rabbit. He doesn't do much, unlike Howie who acts like he's on steroids half the time. Rabbit just looks around and stares. I've been trying to get him "out of his shell" by teaching him a few tricks...

Speak, Rabbit. Okay, maybe later, buddy.
Roll over, Rabbit. Uh, we'll try again tomorrow.
Fetch, Rabbit. Who am I kidding? Turtles have more energy than this guy.

Someone said rabbits don't move when they're scared. Maybe that's the problem? I scared him silly by pointing at him??? Poor thing. He must not be very smart is all I can say...

 When those crazy kids point their fingers at me I don't freeze up. No way. I haul.