Come On Guys, Is This Really Necessary...

Okay. Okay. Maybe I caused a little more commotion than normal today at Owenville.

So, I may have knocked over a plant or two: Big deal.
Uh, I emptied the dishwasher into the garbage can: Woops. Just trying to help.
Turned on the stove: Twice.
Locked my mother out of the house: (That was pretty funny)

Can't anyone take a joke...

 Sourheads.