I've Never Licked A Cow In My Life...

I heard them laughing. All of them.

I also heard the snide remarks earlier today, such as: Owen, what's up with that cowlick thing, buddy?

Well, let me set the record straight. No matter what you hear, or who tells you, I have never licked a cow in my life. Ever...

Goof-balls. Where would they get such an idea?