I'm Being Vewy Vewy Qwiet...

I'm sitting here all by my lonesome watching those crazy kids decorate for my birthday party tomorrow. They think I don't know what's going on, but I do. I'm just taking it all in, even though I'm pretending not to be interested.

I must admit, this party theme seems "different" to me. Lots of hats just came out of a box, but let me tell you, they sure aren't shaped like a birthday cone hat. Odd. Very odd...

I wish I could tell you more, but now I wonder if they're decorating for a party, or remodeling something...

My parents are goofy. That's why I like them so much.