No Time For Losers. I Want That Google Fridge, Dan!

Dan Perry is having a Google Fridge giveaway on his new blog! Since I'm too young to register with Google Adsense or Adwords, the only way I'll ever get one of these things is to win it! So Dan, get over here and see for yourself why the little fridge is just perfect for mini me...

Number 10 reason: I stayed up half the night working on this post. Quite a sacrifice, since little kids need their rest you know, Dan.

Number 9 reason: It'll keep my champagne cool for next New Years Eve. I'm all about being prepared.

Number 8 reason: Perhaps I should win because I'm a politician, and you want to throw me a bribe???

Number 7 reason: The Google fridge will be great for my leftovers and bottles of Enfamil.

Number 6 reason: Because cold fruit and veggies taste good on my gums. Ok, so color me needy.

Number 5 reason: I'll call Larry Page and Sergey Brin and tell them you hurt my feelings if I don't win.

Number 4 reason: I'm not afraid -I'll steal it if I have to. After all, I've been wanted before.

Number 3 reason: You won't need to ship the Google fridge out, I'll gladly drive out and pick it up myself.

Number 2 reason: Because I'm feeling lucky :)

Number 1 reason: I'll cry like a baby if I don't win. And then you'll feel really, really bad, Dan.

What do all you visitors think? Should I win?