I Thought An Apple A Day Would Keep The Dr. Away...

The croup spanked me pretty good -I don't deny that. However, this double ear infection has put me over the top. I've been a lop-sided, unbalanced, top heavy little dwarf the last few days.

Oh, and pink eye? Well, pink eye is just plain gross. It's nasty and very un-Owen K. Bentley-ful...

An apple a day might work for some people, but for me Wal-mart's pharmacy did the trick.