Santa Is A Bad, Bad, Man...

Everyone has always told me what a nice man Santa Clause is. Not so much. My parents carefully placed me on his lap today for a picture, right? Well! As I was waiting for all the shutterbugs and paparazzi to get situated with their lenses, Santa in all his red glory, decided to shift the way I was positioned...

Take a look at my left foot. Do you guys see why I was crying? I'm a kid, not a contortionist, Santa.

Anyway, Santa was lucky I'm so good natured, otherwise I would have asked him what he was grinning about.