I'm going to call the North Pole so I can thank Santa Claus for all my sub zero Christmas gifts. It's the least I can do since I'm all about manners and appreciation.
Anyway, I didn't know the telephone number to the North Pole, so I rang up Godfather for help. Sure enough, he rattled off the phone number like nothing...
He told me to dial 911. So that's what I'll do. Thanks Godfather :)