I Have Really Nice Feet...

I hate to brag, but have you ever seen a more pretty-ful set of feet? They must be extra nice, because everyone grabs and kisses them...

Did I mention that I love the attention my feet pull in from people? I'm even wondering if that's why I dislike wearing shoes and socks so much. Nobody kisses my feet when I have my high tops on. Nobody.

Anyone want to come with me when I get a pedicure? Let me know.