I Could Wile Away The Hours, Conferrin' With The Flowers...

Consultin' with the rain:

And my head I'd be scratchin' :

While my thoughts were busy hatchin' :

If I only had a brain...

Yep. Sorry all you scarecrows out there, but I meet all the criteria for a brain. I already have one, and I'm pretty darn smart-ful.

Now, if my calculations are right, there should be a road made of yellow brick somewhere close.