I Can't Help It, It's In My Blood...

Yesterday, as I was nosing around the Grand Neighbors house, I stumbled onto this New York State Police statue...

I was already in NYSP mode with my blue and gold jogging pants and all, so this was a first-rate find for me.

Anyway, I'm going to sneak him home and hide him under my crib. Then, I'll get Godfather to wrap him up so I can give him to my Dad for Christmas.

The Grand Neighbor won't even know he's gone.