Go Ahead, I Dare Ya...

Do you see all the oatmeal on my face? Personally, I find it icky. And nasty. Not to mention yucky and unsightly.Dreadful? Oh yes. It's God-awful and just plain sloppy-ful...

However, be that as it may, I've noticed that most adults kiss me anyway. I'm telling you, they don't care if it's oatmeal or a two foot stream of drool hanging down my face. They plant one on me anyway. So...

Here's a word of advice
From me, Owen K.
Bring your own napkin
That's what I say :)