Aug 26, 2007

Why Bet On The Horses, When You Can Bet On Me!

Some people like to bet the horses...
Ok. I understand the thrill of horse racing I guess. But why would anyone throw their hard earned money away at the racetrack, when they could plop three quarters in a machine and wind up with me, Owen K. Bentley?

I mean, have you ever seen a better looking slot machine? Of course not. That's why I was thrilled when the casinos wanted my likeness on some of their one armed bandits. I'm all about Lady Luck and jackpots, you know.