Touchdown, Touchdown, We Want A Touchdown!

I'll be going to my first football game today and I can't wait...

I know most of you are wondering why I'm not playing, right? Well, to be honest, I don't want to take the chance of getting injured. Some of the Purple Eagle football players are HUGE! I also think I know why the Purple Eagles are purple...

They're bruised, that's why!

I'll wait  a month or two before I go on the field. I should be fully grown by then.