Seriously, I'm The Best Man For The Job...

Ok, so I send in my resume to the new Ethanol plant they're constructing in Medina, right? Well, it doesn't matter that I don't even know where Medina is ...that's no big deal. What is a big deal though, is that my resume just like my enrollment in elementary school was denied!

Denied. Nada. No job. Hit the road pal, you're too young.

Obviously, they didn't seem to understand that not only can I be a conductor for a train carrying the corn, but I can also be the maintenance man, too. That's right, Owen K. "Mr. Fixit" Bentley can multi-task folks. I can drive a train, and be the mechanic for it, too.

It doesn't make sense. I have the overalls, hat, whistle and I even have my own train. What more do they need?

Hmm ...I'll fix them. I'll grow, sell and deliver the corn myself. No middle man for Owen K. That's what I say.

Note To Self: Remember to buy lots of corn seed.