I'm Your Captain, I'm Your Captain...

Faster, faster, faster!

I "borrowed" this raft fair and square, and I insist that you turn it up a notch, matey.

Who is this scallywag driver anyway? He rows like an old man on a Sunday.

Well, I have places to go and more people to meet, so I'll catch you all on the port side...

PS ...Any comments in "pirate speak" would be great. I'm all about dialects you know.

PSS ...Shout out to The Godfather: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!