Are These Things Edible?

I like flowers, especially red ones. I grabbed some petunias off the neighbors porch, threw them in a vase, and put them in my room. Hey, I'm all about horticulture, you know.

Anyway, tomorrow, I'm going to give a vase of flowers to my Mom for her birthday. She'll melt when she gets blooms and a card from her little man, Owen.

Note to self: Petunias are not edible. I need to remember that not everything I can get my mitts on should go in my mouth.