I like the 4TH of July ...a lot.
That's because I'm quite sure I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy:
"Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni"
A-riding on a pony? Well, we all know I've mastered that.
Stuck a feather in his hat? I don't see that as a problem, I have tons of hats...
And called it macaroni? Macaroni? As in pasta? I love that stuff.
Yup. I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy alright.